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Hairy beast of a man referred to as a "tokkotu" in deep tribes of Hawaiian culture. It's a creature that haunts children that do bad deeds at night
The tokkotu(kiwini) will eat you alive if you aren't good
kiwini by beanerdefiler September 22, 2022
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kewinism 

The movement that started to become noticed under Kewin at RU. Kewinism is a state of mind similar to that of dead-heads, so basically followers of Kewinism are New-age dead-heads who are at one with themselves. They also promote peace, going into trances and leaving their bodies, psychedelics, hallucinogens, and collaborating with the major religions of the world. Rituals are held twice a week in forms of bible study and soup lunches. New recruits are often friends and associates of its members. The head figure of this cult is Kewin who was taught about Kewinism by his mentor, Mich. However, Kewin was the one who brought Kewinism out into mainstream college life, thereby reaching thousands with the message of Mich. The message is "being one with the universe and reaching the status of light beings who transcend this dimension."
Person#1: Hey brother are you going to bible study?

Person#2: Yeah after I get a little high. I need to open my mind to kewinism.

Person#1: Yeah, right on brother, I think I will join you.
kewinism by Inspecta Dec August 3, 2010
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Kiwibird 

noun

1. An endangered, fat, flightless, lazy and nocturnal bird, native to New Zealand.

2. Some claim to have seen this so called mythical bird, others believe in Leprichorns. "The Kiwibird used peck, it was super effective. Moa fainted".
"The fat Kiwibird eats roots, shoots and leaves".
Kiwibird by BigRedNZ July 14, 2020

Kiwiness 

A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.

B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.

C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.

D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."

B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."

C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."

D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
Kiwiness by bigdreamer424 May 28, 2010

Kiwani Syndrome 

The 'kiwani syndrome' is a rare and extremely dangerous disease. The clear signs of this syndrome are the following; extreme restardenes, loud screaming at random times, no kind of awareness, being bad at games and one must be ginger to obtain this syndrome. When in the state of "playing overwatch" the syndrome can be dangerous for humans inside a 30 meter radius. The syndrome is easily obtained. Avoid infected cunts at all time for your own safety.
The kiwani syndrome will fuck u up.
Kiwani Syndrome by MacOssi March 19, 2020

Kiwilicious 

A beautiful girl, over a ten, who has a very wet vagina during sexual intercourse. Her body is kiwilicious, meaning that her privates are as wet as a kiwi, therefore, she is called Kiwilicious.
Bryan: I think I'm fallin in love with that girl!
Daniel: Really? Well she is a dime.
Bryan: Not only that, she got a wet wet on her. Her pussy is a kiwi. She's so kiwilicious!
Kiwilicious by JoojooBeez April 13, 2009
KIWIN'S is part of a large organization called the KIWANIS Famliy (as well as Key Club).

KIWIN'S is a club that is made up of devoted high school students who are committed into serving their community and school for the better. Unlike Key Club, the members are active and has a passion for helping the world bit by bit.
Example is unavailable for KIWIN'S.
KIWIN'S by peachuu October 13, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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