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kiwini

Hairy beast of a man referred to as a "tokkotu" in deep tribes of Hawaiian culture. It's a creature that haunts children that do bad deeds at night
The tokkotu(kiwini) will eat you alive if you aren't good
by beanerdefiler September 22, 2022
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kewinism

The movement that started to become noticed under Kewin at RU. Kewinism is a state of mind similar to that of dead-heads, so basically followers of Kewinism are New-age dead-heads who are at one with themselves. They also promote peace, going into trances and leaving their bodies, psychedelics, hallucinogens, and collaborating with the major religions of the world. Rituals are held twice a week in forms of bible study and soup lunches. New recruits are often friends and associates of its members. The head figure of this cult is Kewin who was taught about Kewinism by his mentor, Mich. However, Kewin was the one who brought Kewinism out into mainstream college life, thereby reaching thousands with the message of Mich. The message is "being one with the universe and reaching the status of light beings who transcend this dimension."
Person#1: Hey brother are you going to bible study?

Person#2: Yeah after I get a little high. I need to open my mind to kewinism.

Person#1: Yeah, right on brother, I think I will join you.
by Inspecta Dec August 3, 2010
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Kiwibird

noun

1. An endangered, fat, flightless, lazy and nocturnal bird, native to New Zealand.

2. Some claim to have seen this so called mythical bird, others believe in Leprichorns. "The Kiwibird used peck, it was super effective. Moa fainted".
"The fat Kiwibird eats roots, shoots and leaves".
by BigRedNZ July 14, 2020
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Kiwiness

A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.

B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.

C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.

D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."

B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."

C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."

D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
by bigdreamer424 May 28, 2010
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Kiwani Syndrome

The 'kiwani syndrome' is a rare and extremely dangerous disease. The clear signs of this syndrome are the following; extreme restardenes, loud screaming at random times, no kind of awareness, being bad at games and one must be ginger to obtain this syndrome. When in the state of "playing overwatch" the syndrome can be dangerous for humans inside a 30 meter radius. The syndrome is easily obtained. Avoid infected cunts at all time for your own safety.
The kiwani syndrome will fuck u up.
by MacOssi March 19, 2020
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Kiwilicious

A beautiful girl, over a ten, who has a very wet vagina during sexual intercourse. Her body is kiwilicious, meaning that her privates are as wet as a kiwi, therefore, she is called Kiwilicious.
Bryan: I think I'm fallin in love with that girl!
Daniel: Really? Well she is a dime.
Bryan: Not only that, she got a wet wet on her. Her pussy is a kiwi. She's so kiwilicious!
by JoojooBeez April 13, 2009
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KIWIN'S

KIWIN'S is part of a large organization called the KIWANIS Famliy (as well as Key Club).

KIWIN'S is a club that is made up of devoted high school students who are committed into serving their community and school for the better. Unlike Key Club, the members are active and has a passion for helping the world bit by bit.
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by peachuu October 13, 2007
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