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kittenhead 

someone with irresistibly soft and fluffy hair. Their leader is a white male in his mid 40s, but he looks much younger.
human 1: I think I saw a kittenhead walking around pacific heights yesterday.

human 2: no way!

human 1: oh yahweh, it's amazing!
kittenhead by kittiesrus January 18, 2012
Words you can keep

Kitten-Head 

1. An endearing name for someone who is not only adorable, but intelligent and witty as well.

2. Someone with undeniable class and sex-appeal.

3. A term typically used in veneration of one with the characteristics described above.
Can I fetch you a brownie, dear Kitten-Head?
Kitten-Head by Kristin Mauldin December 13, 2008

KittyHead 

KittyHead is the name of the weird, 16 year old boy that has Myspace & is ever so slightly Immature Odd but also he's kawaii (cute) :P

He likes straightening his hair & dying it black, and he also has an obsession for eating Chicken Nuggets & Curly fries every night for dinner.

His nicknames include;
KittyFace
KittyBasket
KittyBasketOfKittens
KittyBasketOfKittensWearingMittens
CanCanTheKittyCanCan
Kitty
Kittyness, and so on and so forth.

His real name is Josh, the shortened version of the name Joshua. Yeah.

=^_^=
Friend: Hey kittyHead!
Kitty: Haii. :3
Friend: Whats up?
Kitty: Nothing much, a bit sad though. : Fried: Aww, why? Kitty: Cause Cause, I burned my ear with my straighteners. :P Friend: [LMAO, you ghey ass.
Kitty: I knowww. :P
KittyHead by KITTYNESS. December 25, 2007
Alex Ferguson is a kitehead
kitehead by Arsene Wenger March 5, 2003

Mittenhead 

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.
The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.
Mittenhead by KensleyS February 12, 2012
Getting beat in a video game by a female gamer named Kittened
Man, I just got kittened by Kittened.
kittened by Mehdusa November 13, 2013

Mittenhead 

people from Michigan. {the state shaped like a mitten}
Don't buy snowmobile parts from Mittenheads.
Mittenhead by iamsonic May 4, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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