kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

by Siki November 15, 2003

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

kitten killing

masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::

marcus has never ever killed a kitten

by krysti and mandy December 5, 2003

Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 22, 2004

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

killing the kitten

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004