kitten killer

A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again.

by Atomic Dog October 15, 2004

kitten killer

Someone who whacks off. Everytime u masturbate, god kills a kitten. Kill those damn annoying kittens!

Justin kills 50 kittens a day because he cant get a girl

by bizi0tch.xX January 8, 2005

kitten killer

a girl who masturbates alot.

God kills a kitten everytime u touch yourself you kitten killer hoe.

by ez4shez February 25, 2004

Kitten Killer

A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.

Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".

Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".

Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".

Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".

by Van Eric Adams September 8, 2023