kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

by Siki November 15, 2003

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

kitten killing

masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::

marcus has never ever killed a kitten

by krysti and mandy December 5, 2003

Killing Kittens

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

by Matt R March 28, 2005

killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

by tonmeister May 13, 2005

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003