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If you know a Kitsey, she is very hard to find, she's the most kind, caring, and supportive person you'd ever meet and she will give you the best of the best memories that you should cherish and remember, though she can be a little bit selfish at times but that fine really and she likes being called kit or kitten too
"Is that a cat? It's so cute!"
"No no, it's my friend, kitsey."
kitsey by Breaddude303 July 8, 2021
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An alternate, fancier, more elite form of "kitty".
Teh kitseh was spinning out of control on the ceiling fan.
kitseh by aleksei May 18, 2006
She is a very feisty but yet hard working girl,she is known to be a bit of a little bitch,she is very loyal and never fake and will stand up for anyone,she has one of the most mindful hearts,would never want to disappoint a kinsey she can make your life a living hell if you betray her!
Kinsey said stop crying and get yo ass up because your amazing!
Kinsey by Gamergirl_4ever February 1, 2020
Person who is tired of looking up their name and finding sexual stuff
Kid one: omg have u searched Kinsey's name on the internet

Kid two: yes
Kinsey by BBcool 53 December 23, 2014
Kinsey, she’s such an amazing girl that when you meet her you wanna scream IM SO FREAKING JEALOUS she will make your day when you see her she thinks she’s not good enough but really everyone wants her she’s beautiful in every way
Girl: Ur SuCh A kInSeY
Other girl: No U

Girl: No U
Other girl:ReVErSe CaRd
Kinsey by PeRiOdT gUrL November 17, 2019

Kinsey's Sexuality Scale 

The Kinsey Reports were written in the 1940s and 50s which found that there are more than the presumed 3 levels of sexuality (straight, bisexual, or gay), but that there are a multitude of sexual orientations. The research shocked the general public and the findings caused shock and outrage, both because they challenged conventional beliefs about sexuality and because they discussed subjects that had previously been taboo. The belief that heterosexuality and abstinence were both ethical and statistical norms had never before been seriously challenged.

The Kinsey scale ranked individuals from 0 to 6, with 0 being completely heterosexual and 6 completely homosexual. A 1 was considered predominantly heterosexual with only incidental homosexual experiences, a 2 mostly heterosexual with more serious homosexual experiences, a 3 completely equal homosexual and heterosexual experiences, and so on. Kinsey reported that most American males fell in the 1 to 2 range of the scale and that a large majority appeared to be at least somewhat bisexual (in the 1 to 5 range). The study also reported that 10 percent of American males surveyed were mostly or completely homosexual for at least part of their adult lives (in the 5 to 6 range).

The first report (1948) was written about their research on male sexuality and the second report (1953) was written about female sexuality research. The first report was the most astounding and shocking to the public. By the time the second report was published, Kinsey had lost a lot of respect therefore the research wasn't held with nearly as much regard.
Still today, Kinsey's Sexuality Scale is related to how we identify and helpful for understanding ourselves. It gives us valid scientific research to connect to our emotions and says that they are legitimate.
The strongest woman you will ever know. Once you have her in sight, you won’t want to let her go. She’s a loyal, fun, bubbly person to be around. Everyone will want her as theirs. Once she is yours, she is YOURS. She’s got a poppin’ booty & nice, long, shiny hair. She puts people before her in any given situation. She has a golden heart and doesn’t let just anyone take it.
Kinsey by BubblyTurtl3 June 7, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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