kitestring 

Canadian slang for Douchebag. Also often used to describe someone who is seen as an annoying hanger on.

Can you believe that guy? What a kitestring!

Just leave me alone, quite being such a kitestring!

kitestring by Thomas the Canuck February 13, 2014

Miami Kitestring 

When anal beads are put in a girl's ass, then pulled out so fast that she shits everywhere.

I've always wanted to give a girl a Miami Kitestring, I just didn't have enough rags to clean that shit up!

Miami Kitestring by The Nig-Nogs August 21, 2010

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Kiestering 

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.

Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.

Kiestering by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008

Kitesurfing 

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

Kitesurfing by Jim November 26, 2004