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kaslapis 

The amazingly hilarious Chelsea Handler's word for vagina.

synonyms: vagina, vag, vajayjay, pussy, muffin, taco, hotpocket, pikachu, cunt.
Duuude! I was able to fit my shuttlecock in her humungo kaslapis.
kaslapis by Dudette. January 30, 2009
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kissapointed 

The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.
After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.
kissapointed by von groovy August 8, 2017

Kilapioes 

Some one who believes in the cyclops creatures.
“Are you a Kilapioes?”

“Yo, do you know what a Kilapioes is?”
Kilapioes by Shelby Jean/Lauren Meg February 6, 2019
a kind of person who is very hardworking, with a playful nature can do anything for his love one's and ahandsome boy with a good personality who is pretty emotional and dedicated to what he does
a perfect boy in one word.. that's what kislay is..
kislay by anonymous November 23, 2021

kinslapped

When someone kin-assigns you a fictional character (see 'otherkin/fictionkin') based on your own undeniable personality traits in a casual tone, but an extremely personal, painfully accurate way.
"Dude, what are you talking about? There's no way I'm a Komaeda kinnie."

"Really? You're socially awkward, you have no filter, and your bedhead defies gravity."

"But--"

"Yesterday you went on an hour long rant about hope."

"...Okay yeah, I see it now. You kinslapped me so hard."
kinslapped by disastergay May 27, 2021
If you know a Kislay you are very lucky. He has the kindest soul out of anyone you’ll know. He might be shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is really the best. He is outgoing, funny and super smart even though he probably doesn’t think so. He has been hurt in the past and is super delicate but he definitely won’t show it. He is hard on the outside but very sweet and loving on the inside. He also has some insecurities but he will over come those and do amazing things.
If you are loved by a Kisley you are truly blessed. You should never let him go because he will treat you like a princess and go above and beyond to make you happy. His smile lights up a room. And he’s just all around perfect! Thats make him sigma....
Kislay, used as a name
Kislay by Ocean_PYRO December 12, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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