kaslapis 

The amazingly hilarious Chelsea Handler's word for vagina.

synonyms: vagina, vag, vajayjay, pussy, muffin, taco, hotpocket, pikachu, cunt.

Duuude! I was able to fit my shuttlecock in her humungo kaslapis.

kaslapis by Dudette. January 30, 2009

Kaslopis

a new word for the vagina...made famous by Chelsea Handler, one of the funniest females on this earth!!

I can see your Kaslopis, you should probably cover that up.

Kaslopis by Verjiner February 23, 2009

Kaslopis

Another word for the vagina. A word to describe the way in which females act after having too much alcohol.

She made her debut in the Book of World records for having more men than Chelsea Handler penetrate her Kaslopis.

Chelsea began acting like a real kaslopis after having too many shots of Grey Goose.

Kaslopis by Kaslopaluffaguss January 16, 2009

kasapis 

Kasapis in Greek means butcher. It has another meaning as well. Mr Kasapis is a name. George Kasapis was ruled during the 90s at a famous village called Aglantsia. George Kasapis was found in many places as Versus, Zoo and Agia Napa!

-re kasapi kopse mou misw kilo kreas
-xirino i vodino?voitha lio.

-E pouse re kasapi? Eisai pellos re?
-Einai teloia shillopellos!

O kasapis einai filos mou.
Thathela na ha ena filo san to kasapi!
eisai poly kopsonouris mou thimizeis to kasapi.

kasapis by JIM May 7, 2005

kslapis 

Fanny, female genitalia

vagina/vulva

He's gay and can't find the Kslapis

kslapis by EleanorQ July 17, 2017

Kaslopisfest

a gathering of only females. Usually relating to any kind of shower( baby, bridal)

Guy 1:hey,did you go to amy's party last night

Guy 2: no.I wanted to but I heard it was a total kaslopisfest. I didnt want to here girls bitch about there men and stuff

Kaslopisfest by ladygagasclit October 8, 2011

Kalapisi

Pronunced: Car-Lar-Piss-E

Kalapisi can be used as a slang or a stereotype.

Usually used as an alibi for a common Polynesian name as the words are commonly used amongst the pacific.

It can be used as a fake name to blame it on someone such as Kalapisi who does not exist.

Bro who took my food?

I’m pretty sure it was Kalapisi.

Hey what are you doing this weekend?

Kalapisi

Kalapisi by SillySeaHorse81 April 13, 2024