kinslapped

When someone kin-assigns you a fictional character (see 'otherkin/fictionkin') based on your own undeniable personality traits in a casual tone, but an extremely personal, painfully accurate way.

"Dude, what are you talking about? There's no way I'm a Komaeda kinnie."

"Really? You're socially awkward, you have no filter, and your bedhead defies gravity."

"But--"

"Yesterday you went on an hour long rant about hope."

"...Okay yeah, I see it now. You kinslapped me so hard."

by disastergay May 27, 2021

kissnapped

To kiss your way into kidnapping someone. (Or vice versa, to kiss your way into getting kidnapped.)

Person 1: What happened to Akayla?
Person 2: Oh, Alyssa kissnapped her at the picnic.

by kaiisoxo October 8, 2022