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A male with a 40inch horse cock who is the cure to all the problems in the world. He loves to cheer up people and have a good time with everyone
Omg that guy is such a kirlosh.

He fucks just like a Kirlosh
Kirlosh by Bigboyyyyyyyy1709 October 29, 2018

karlsson 

The best lastname in the world. The most handsome girls and boys are named karlsson. They are also pro at csgo and golf
Oh wow Karlsson gets the one tap/hole in one
karlsson by mangethepussydestroyer December 13, 2016

so. you dont know what karlsson is? 

its a meme made by popular game dev Dani. he is popular for his game dev videos but hes different from other game devs. his newest game is MUCK. a rouge like survival game like minecraft.
wishlist my game karlsson on steam.so. you dont know what karlsson is?
A Kirssis can't take a joke at all

Gets hurt easily

Not usually attractive

Annoying

her friends secretly don't like her still waiting for their paycheck

If u see a Kirssis run away
Kirssis is a name for a person that is annoying and unattractive
kirssis by Kirssis lewenhooke June 2, 2017

karlsson 

The ppl that let anybody in to there house
have you not gotten an invite? the Karlssons are having sex partys the whole week.
karlsson by Karlssons are gay December 12, 2017

kirbsshii/kirbs 

super swaggy person
big simp for miranda/kj1vsp
super tall /j
very famous
very cool person.nice person very swaggy. very famous kirbsshii/kirbs
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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