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Kirolos- The best Egyptian homie and the best son.
Kirolos is going to beat Gorge Rafla 's ass-
kirolos by Homiekero March 5, 2019

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012

kilosagan 

That guy has the coolest neckbeardand fedora he must be at least 7 kilosagans right now
kilosagan by Brennangtard February 10, 2014

kinloss kinloss ftw 

Male masturbation in code so the female population cannot understand what males are talking about.
guy 1: Kinloss kinloss ftw!!

guy 2: What a lad!!!

girl 1: What the hell are you guys on about?
A loving amazing guy, can be really mean and harsh, rude, narcissistic but is nice and kind on the down low
he cares for his family and friends more than anythingelse, often has blue or green eyes. Most of the time is really insecure but refuses to show it. an all around good guy
Karlos... no sentence required. Do not mistake for Carlos
Karlos by ~S.Anonymous June 12, 2018
The hottest and sexiest man to walk on earth and a man of a women’s dreams all the girls masturbate to a man named Karlos. Karlos is the reason why girls get wet and all the girls get nervous when Karlos is around. Karlos is a man with the biggest dick in the world and has the biggest muscles and steals other men’s girls. A girl would break up with their man just to be with Karlos. Karlos rejects women but women ride his dick back and forth all day for him
Karlos is cute
Karlos by Ellerawjs December 30, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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