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kirchner 

A horny slut that can suck 45 dicks at a time. She is often referred to as a math teacher. She has the fattest ass and loves fried horse asshole
Dude you banged her so much she became a kirchner
kirchner by qwefq3rqer September 7, 2016
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Cristina Kirchner 

The biggest douchebag of all time. Known by the financially independent and generally competent as a thief, scum, and corrupt bitch. Cristina Kirchner is known around the world for leading a countries economic status (Argentina) down the drain, along with the citizens and going to jail for corruption, still finding a way out of jail and returning the the God forsaken political stage to ruin the country more.
Oh lord, that bitch Cristina Kirchner is back.

Scary Kirchner 

When a guy, usually a ginger, fingers a girls belly-button. Either as a pre-game move, or while they are fucking. The girl is often taken by surprise.
He gave her a Scary Kirchner while they were fucking last night...now she won't even look at him.
Scary Kirchner by BravoBandit October 25, 2010

Mia Kirshner 

The hottest woman in the world. A Canadian actress known best for her role in the l word. She's got the most amazing eyes and is just so fucking hot I can't believe there isn't a definition of her up here yet. She's also got the sexiest voice you can imagine and comes across as very intelligent.
Mia Kirshner is in the words of derek zoolander "ridiculously good looking".
Mia Kirshner by Bladi October 23, 2008

Kirchneristas 

Kirchneristas are the members of Kirchnerismo, the name given in Argentina to a political movement with liberal and socialist tendencies that branched out in 2003 from the Peronista Party after the names of President of Argentina Néstor Kirchner (2003-2007) and the current President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. The movement has historical tights to Juventud Peronista, and the organization guerrilla Montoneros. It also refers to the gangs and goons that intimidate the citizens, media and institutions that criticizes the government.
Kirchneristas surrounded the media group, Clarín, to prevent the distribution of the newspaper.

The Kirchneristas in congress pass a law to take over the media groups oppose to their views.

mia kirshner 

A Canadian actress who has portrayed many lesbian and bisexual roles, and currently stars as "Jenny Schecter" on "The L Word". She is also one of the most attractive women in the world.
My God, Mia Kirshner is hot.
mia kirshner by Patricklovesmia December 13, 2008

Kirschner Syndrome 

When an adult male has an unhealthy obsession with high school freshman girls
"Wow did you see Tom hitting on that 14 year old at Mikes party. He must have a serious case of Kirschner Syndrome
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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