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kinver

A small sh*tty village just outside stourbridge. A sh*t hole where old people go to die, and complain about youths p*ss*ng through their letter boxes.
The Social club by the park, a festering flee pit where old people drink away the rest of thier days.
by Jill Valentine May 13, 2005
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kinver

wicked place where i will die
dude,im gonna die in kinver in the old peoples home.
by barry burton March 7, 2005
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck
please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me
by End Me Plz October 4, 2017
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Kindergender

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila
“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”
by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018
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Kindergender

1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.
"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."

"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."
by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018
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Kingers

Used to describe someone’s abnormally fat fingers. Similar to King Charlessausage fingers.
Zane tried to slip a third one in…
However, I had to insist he didn’t, Zane has some real kingers!
by O’Keefe family trust January 7, 2023
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