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kingstoner 

A group of Kingston (ON) residents that enjoy sessions..large or small.. and tend to overuse the N-bomb and other vulgarities (such as cunt, dumbass or cocksucker). During these sessions, Kingstoners tend to start rando 'play' fights amongst one another until either one is punched in the face too hard or one needs to rip anoher bowl. Kingstoners are also known for their surplus of bongs at sessions....and their abilities to rip such bongs.
King-Stoner...not Kingstonians
"Look at that sesh full of Kingstoners...theyre just so good with their bongs....and thier N-word related slang words."
"hey you Toronto N*ggerf*ggot...learn how to smoke a proper bong....cuntbag" (punch to neighbours arm/leg)
kingstoner by Sofa King Kouch September 10, 2007

kingston ohio 

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.
Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!
kingston ohio by icewolf July 22, 2012

Kingston-upon-Thames 

A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.
Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!

Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!
Kingston-upon-Thames by Musical Man December 30, 2010

Kofi Kingston 

Man that pop for Kofi Kingston winning the title at Wrestlemania was huge

Kofi Kingston 

A wrestler from Ghana who pretends to be Jamaican.
What's the name of that Jamaican wrestler with the mop on his head?

That's Kofi Kingston and he's no Jamaican. He's from Ghana, which is only about 5,000 miles from Jamaica.

Kingston the name 

A fun loving guy who loves music and movies. Many think he may be an average guy who is nothing special but he is the exact opposite. He loves his family but will never admit it. He is a fun loving heartfelt person who will always be there for you and won’t complain. He is full of personality and would be a great actor.
Kingston the name is sooooo cool

Alex Kingston 

An amazing English actress who is best known for the role of River Song in the popular sci-fi TV series, Doctor Who and for her role as Elizabeth Corday in ER. She is flawless and sexy and should always be referred to as such.
*Sunday morning*
Kate: Did you see Doctor Who last night?
Joe: Yea I did! And Alex Kingston was sexy as ever!
Alex Kingston by Ololay October 5, 2011
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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