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klunk hat 

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.
Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.
klunk hat by Scott March 5, 2005
Related Words
kilun klunker klunge Klunk kilynn Kalun Kiauna Kilu kilyn klun
Simply the amalgamation of 2 words, Clumsy and Cunt
That guy is a proper klunt!!
Klunt by Edwin Longshanks August 31, 2011

kilonazi 

The unit originated in the webcomic 'Order of the Stick'. It is a measurement of evil equal to that of approximately one thousand nazis.
The hypothetical offspring of Sauron and Cruella de Vil would have an evil rating of between 4 and 5 kilonazis!
kilonazi by MarkTan October 23, 2007
vagina (usually derogotary)
Up yer klunge !
klunge by Giles September 23, 2003
It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
"You look like a pile of klunk!"
Klunk by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014

kalunkadunk 

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.
"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"
kalunkadunk by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019