Klunk

It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)

"You look like a pile of klunk!"

by Cold Mafia August 02, 2014

klunked

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

by ms. froggy April 26, 2012

klunks

when something/someone is sub par or doesnt meet expectations or breaks down. Also can be used to describe a feeling or state of mind.

"hey dude, your car is pretty klunks"
"hey im not feeling too well today....i feel klunks"

by Hoss182 December 07, 2011

Klunk

The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !

by Bunter October 13, 2004

Klunk

When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.

*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Klunke

Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.

Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.

by WeedMongerer April 27, 2011

klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

by Scott March 05, 2005