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A weapon equal to 1000 tons of dynamite. 1 kiloton = 1000 tons, 10 kiloton = 10,000, and so on...
SG-1 almost dropped a 10 kiloton nuke into the base because of those damn repos.
kiloton by Mateodayo March 7, 2005
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Kilton Toss 

A Scottish bowling technique used in the sport of cricket.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)

This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.

The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”

A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.
“Fucking hell Dave , you almost took my head off with that ripper of a kilton toss!”

Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”
Kilton Toss by Big lady fish girl October 31, 2022
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Killtono 

“I killed Tono, I am Killtono.”
Killtono by Killtono7 November 3, 2022
A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.
That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.
KiloTom by Tom December 6, 2004
Ooo you've got some nice "kiltons"
kiltons by beastybell November 17, 2016
a weird or un-explanatory phrase
What you said last week was so kilton
kilton by JaneMiller87 July 2, 2023

kilodong 

A unit of donging so powerfull its force must be measured in relation to 1000 average dongings.
He gave her at least 10 kilodongs, her period jump started two days early.

He gave such a strong dicking, it registered double digits on the kilodong scale.
Although stamina can register a kilodong, power and stroke rate with length register more units.
She recieved such a kilodonging, she was unable to walk the next day.
kilodong by E180A June 4, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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