Its the nickname that only kids who live in miller place would understand, killer place has its quirks like the stoners who everybody loves, and it also has the best drama group on long island, but it has some cons aswell, you can walk down the street- oh wait you cant because people drive like fucking assholes on 25a, ok but you can be minding your own business in school and see how fake the mother fuckers in the middle school-high school are, and if someone threatens to shoot up the school(yk who you are) then the whole school just wont stop talking about it. ok well neither did i
Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006