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Kiimani is a loving and caring person that will do most things for you until you get on his bad side and he will make you pay so just stay on his good side. Kiimani's are really talented in sports and are above most when it comes to competition. He is also a chick magnet most girls will want him and will do anything in their power to achieve him.
Girl1: "Who is that"
Girl2:"That is Kiimani, he is the hottest guy ever and is extremely good in sports "
Girl1:"He is really hot OMG I want him"
Girl2:"Good luck he has alot of females that want him already"
kiimani by Mrs.Sureknowsalot April 23, 2017
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Kimani is the best girl you’ll ever meet. She’s smart, beautiful, athletic, and has a great personality. She’s loyal, even though it may take her a while to loosen up too you, once she loosens up she’ll make you happy everytime you see her. Her hugs are great and her kisses are amazing. She has big soft lips and beautiful brown eyes. Highly attractive and talented. You’ll never want anyone else once you meet a Kimani.
Person: You know of Kimani right?
Person 2: Yea man she’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. I might have a thing for her
Kimani by Queenkay1132 December 15, 2018
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the greatest guy you'll ever meet. may have alot of flaws but you can talk to him bout anything and i mean anything. over protective. taller than you. but still the best friend or boyfriend. may think he tough and what not but you just have to be the one to put him back in his place. kimani is a uni-sex name. personally i have never met a girl named kimani but from experience with a boy named kimani, you would really want to know one.
Person #1: you saw what kimani did ?
Person #2: no.. damn i wish i did. he's so cool

Person #1: i know.
kimani by hahahaiammenotyou December 3, 2010
Kimani is a fun loving girl who will break her back for family or friends. She remains loyal to people she lost touch with. She is beautiful, funny, talented, hard working, and wild.
"There go kimani goofy self."
Kimani by Kimmy050400 March 13, 2017
Kimani is a badass nigga. He dont give a fuck about what people think. N he be on his demon shit. He thurl and he a loyal. Niggas named Kimani just different. Every knows who he is and what he about. Kimani a finesser
"Ayo that nigga Kimani just finessed the fuck outta 12."
Kimani by floridawaternigga March 9, 2021
Kimani is a smart male that will always surprise you with his knowledge most likely has Africkan origins and will be proud of it, but dont be misled he will have you gasping for air with his fantastic sense of humor, but of course let's not forget about his massive cock oh yeah it's freaking huge.
Kimani is so funny.

Kimani has a huge cock.

Kimani is a God of sex.

Kimani is always there for you.
Kimani by Bop bip May 31, 2020

Kidmaniac 

A fan of Nicole Kidman. Somebody who sees all of her work and considers her to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Akin to a "Twihard".
John is a kidmaniac, he's seen all of her movies and thinks she should have won at least three Oscars by now.
Kidmaniac by stalepopcornau November 7, 2012
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