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The best mod you can have on your discord server because he’s always online and he won’t do stupid things.
Ex.

A: do something bad
B: dude kievit will destroy you
A: is he online?
Kievit: reacts with a yes and then destroys him immediatly
Kievit by UnGenio December 24, 2019
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James Brian Kievit 

He's a middle school science teacher(and a pretty good one at that). He was in the 182nd Airforce Division for 4 years, until leaving and teaching at Tucson Country Day School.
That science class with James Brian Kievit was so fun, I can't wait for tomorrow. But I'll just call him Mr. Kievit
small. scary. explosive. spicy. guyanese. hair. DANGER ZONE. ANDROID USER. BALLER. JACKED. PACKINGGGGGGGG. rISKY. CHICKEN. YOUTUBER. CHODSTERRR. KOMBUCHA. kevin. and very nice. (SARCASM IS APPLIED)
she's SOOOOO khevita!
Khevita by logic3o1 September 20, 2019
Adjective - In a relationship, describes an individual male who is especially whipped by the female in ever way possibly imaginable past, present, and future. The male is gradually warped psychologically by becoming a zombie slave to the controlling female, he can no longer see his friends or utilize any form of technological communication... for the female fears he may talk to another being of equal or greater importance to her. The male then becomes an unrelenting jackass across society due to the constant need to cater to the female's every whim. The individual's former friends then start to despise him and eventually abandon him, as he becomes only a shred of his former self and truly becomes her slave by his act of willingly placing his nuts in her trophy case...
Female in relationship= "The ink in this pen you gave me isn't dark enough, I SAID CHARCOAL BLACK NOT JUST BLACK! YOU BETTER FIX THIS OR I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HAVE ANY SKITTLES TODAY...."

Male in relationship: "Oh! I'm sorry baby! I'll go down to the store now and buy some more, sorry I didn't think about it, i was really trying to make you happy this time"

Friends watching relationship: "God that guy is so Kienitz!!!"
(noun) informal version of kinvitation

(verb) a request for you to join a kinship
I'll send you a kinvite to join my kin.

I love to kinvite people to join the kin.
kinvite by SarnwenVilya September 5, 2010
One who can't handle losing without excessive whinning, bitching, moaning, and crying.
1. Oh god, quit being such a Kivitz.
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