Kiester 

Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.

"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."

Kiester by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017

Kiester 

1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.

2. Ass
3. Guy who is an ass
4. Guy who has a dick stuck so far up his ass that he thinks that Kiester is a town in Minnesota or a last name.

1. I kicked him in the kiester.
2. I kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. That kiester is an ass of a guy.
4. That kiester thinks that I just called him a town in Minnesota

Kiester by Ekrons December 4, 2012

Kiester 

A town in Minnesota and also a last name.

I walked through Kiester, Minnesota yesterday!

Kiester by kontry March 5, 2011

Kiester

The act in which an individual hides contraband in their ass or vagina.

Make sure the guard doesn’t see you Kiester that dope!

Kiester by AdroJames March 27, 2026

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

kiester-egg hunt by skippingsloth April 27, 2015

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019