When
your dick has gone weeks without being
properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its
your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin
"
Dude check this out..."
"BRO
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER
THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"