kieran'd

What you say to someone when they try to fart and end up shitting themselves.

I think i just shit myself.

Dude, tou got Kieran'd.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005

kieran doggett

An ultra simp who is a slut for jess walt and kissed her many times on her crusty toes. he dominates the dating industry after Big dick Dezza showed him the ropes to getting the unlimited amount to clunge known to man. his mother traverses by the gamer tag "milf jane" she is willing to give head to anybody that has a heart beat. he has aids which he got off eating an entire box of 24 wheetabix on tuesday afternoon. he eats poo freshly prepared from uncles bens arsehole. #milfjaneforlifer

i have met a kieran doggett, he is the greatest simp on the planet.

by darkfruitslord69 June 9, 2020

Kieran Davies

A tall, white guy who you think is strange at first but turns out to be the most loving and caring guy ever. Has a unique sense of style but stands out from the crowd especially with his bright yellow car. Obsessed with trains and planes and literally learns about his degree in politics for fun.

Who's that in the bright blue jumper? Oh that's Kieran Davies
That's a bright yellow car. Oh yeah that Kieran Davies car he likes to stand out from the crowd
I thought that tall, white guy was Kieran Davies for a sec

by MeiXin December 8, 2023

Kieran Lawless Disorder

A unique mix of multiple mental illnesses and disorders. While this is traditionally depression, adhd, and social anxiety it can be caused by various other things. The main symptom is acting in a way that many would liken to Asperger’s syndrome.

Dude you actually have fucking Asperger’s. You’re fucking autistic. No for the last time it’s Kieran Lawless Disorder

by Ilikebuttz June 14, 2020

Kieran's Dictionary

A dictionary of words

Kieran dictionary:
Taoe= rape
ragtag= sex
Petey=someone who cheats and gets away with it
Mango=a positive term for a unique, quirky, or weird person
Sethinks=i get the basic idea, lets move on
Sip=how are you
Why +when =whyn
Natalir = someone you feel conflicted/envious about
Whyt=why what
Mnlah=stupid affection
Are you from virginia=are you a virgin

Kieran's dictionary makes the world so much better

by I Love Senpai <3 July 19, 2016

Dirty kieran

When a male is doing his business with a lady friend, he blindfolds her and sticks two frozen shits up her nostrils

Bro, i totally dirty kieran'd that chick last night

by Yeetthatfeet March 2, 2020

Dirty Kieran

The act of kidnapping a complete stranger and drowning them in a bath full of hot sauce and semen

Wow that girls so hot I'm gonna give her a dirty kieran

by Venom_420 November 22, 2021