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kieran doggett 

An ultra simp who is a slut for jess walt and kissed her many times on her crusty toes. he dominates the dating industry after Big dick Dezza showed him the ropes to getting the unlimited amount to clunge known to man. his mother traverses by the gamer tag "milf jane" she is willing to give head to anybody that has a heart beat. he has aids which he got off eating an entire box of 24 wheetabix on tuesday afternoon. he eats poo freshly prepared from uncles bens arsehole. #milfjaneforlifer
i have met a kieran doggett, he is the greatest simp on the planet.

Kieran Davies 

A tall, white guy who you think is strange at first but turns out to be the most loving and caring guy ever. Has a unique sense of style but stands out from the crowd especially with his bright yellow car. Obsessed with trains and planes and literally learns about his degree in politics for fun.
Who's that in the bright blue jumper? Oh that's Kieran Davies
That's a bright yellow car. Oh yeah that Kieran Davies car he likes to stand out from the crowd
I thought that tall, white guy was Kieran Davies for a sec
Kieran Davies by MeiXin December 8, 2023

Kieran Lawless Disorder 

A unique mix of multiple mental illnesses and disorders. While this is traditionally depression, adhd, and social anxiety it can be caused by various other things. The main symptom is acting in a way that many would liken to Asperger’s syndrome.
Dude you actually have fucking Asperger’s. You’re fucking autistic. No for the last time it’s Kieran Lawless Disorder

Kieran's Dictionary 

A dictionary of words

Kieran dictionary:
Taoe= rape
ragtag= sex
Petey=someone who cheats and gets away with it
Mango=a positive term for a unique, quirky, or weird person
Sethinks=i get the basic idea, lets move on
Sip=how are you
Why +when =whyn
Natalir = someone you feel conflicted/envious about
Whyt=why what
Mnlah=stupid affection
Are you from virginia=are you a virgin
Kieran's dictionary makes the world so much better

Dirty kieran 

When a male is doing his business with a lady friend, he blindfolds her and sticks two frozen shits up her nostrils
Bro, i totally dirty kieran'd that chick last night
Dirty kieran by Yeetthatfeet March 2, 2020

Dirty Kieran 

The act of kidnapping a complete stranger and drowning them in a bath full of hot sauce and semen
Wow that girls so hot I'm gonna give her a dirty kieran
Dirty Kieran by Venom_420 November 22, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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