khoo

A small being that say's "Mates!" and "Fuck you Tom!" a lot. Is indirectly the cause of anything and everything that goes wrong and is usable when you need someone to blame.

Is also at the same time a Deity and must be worshiped and have sacrifices offered to as he holds to power to kill you with his mind.

You run out of milk.
"Damn you Khoo!"

The world ends.
"Damn you Khoo!"

"All hail King Khoo, lest he eat you."

khoo by Tom Ellis October 20, 2006

Khoo'd 

When you are on the receiving end of a workplace screw-job.

"Turn your computer off, Mark, it's time to go home!"

"I can't. I was just told that I have to type out this memo before tomorrow."

"Oh, man, who Khoo'd you?"

Khoo'd by James Hou May 25, 2007

sabrina khoo 

Sabrina Khoo is a great person. She has suicidal thoughts but that's okay because we all do every now and then. She tries acting like some classy b**** but deep down she's a really nice person and we should appreciate that.

"Look at her she's such a Sabrina Khoo but it's okay we should be more understanding".

sabrina khoo by Vanderwoods November 1, 2019

khoogela

A wonderful girl that is usually confused. She has the funniest stories and is fucking fabulous. Appreciate her like you would a God.

"Wow, Khoogela, you are amazing!"

"Yes, she fucking is"

khoogela by iamapringle June 8, 2016

khood 

Arabic word meaning "take", but when used by a white boy it takes on a whole nother meaning. Equivalent to yelling Burn! when somebody makes an ass of themself, or they get screwed in some way.

Lawrence thought he could khood me by stealing all my beer, but i caught his mexican ass in the act.

khood by Zach Stro April 29, 2006

Khoonissa 

Only the best ship ever.

"Hey, do you ship Khoonissa?"

Khoonissa by Dustelia October 22, 2016

khool 

When someone fails at being cool

Wow! U r so khool!

Ahaha, he's so khool. Not the 'cool' but the 'khool'

khool by gigipop July 31, 2017