khmury 

Russin street name of heroin.

Go beat some khmury.

khmury by Vinsect April 24, 2011

khoury joke 

A joke that is not funny at all. Or is a repetitive joke.

um that was a khoury joke

khoury joke by stephanie jhong March 20, 2019

Khoury 

A Male, normally of Black, African descent. Dispite his hilarious nature, he is actually very intelligent.this guy is a great all around person. He's funny, smart, and very kind. Only unless you piss him off, then he'll go off on you like no tomorrow. He's strong as hell and he'll kick your ass if you mess with him, so you've been warned. he's still a great guy. When I say he's funny he is hilarious. He likes playing video games and hanging with his friends. He's easy to understand. he's trustful, and very bright, so you can trust him on advice. Considered by most to be almost godly in nature his dick is massive and his ability to pleasure women is legendary though only a few have experienced this righteous act of manlyness.

He's suck a khoury

Khoury by Miachelhackit527 December 26, 2016

Nick Khoury 

The Heavy Weight Champ of Ottawa Ontario Canada, by far The Heaviest boxer around, has placed 2nd in championship matches out off two people, simply a joke, and an embarrassment to all living creatures, Nick if you are reading this please throw in the towel, and loose some fucking weight you fat slob, actual definition: someone who is fat, pathetic, has no friends and thinks they are good at boxing

Nick Khoury is the "BIGGEST" ladies man out there
Nick Khoury said knock you out?
Nick Khoury is a homo

Nick Khoury by Nick Khoury February 10, 2008

mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.

EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.

mike khoury by Bugcity September 20, 2017

Marcus Khoury 

A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.

"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"

Marcus Khoury by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022

Khoury 

A Male, normally of partial Caucasian, African, and Pakistani descent. This person usually expresses a loud and occasionally obnoxious tone. Dispite his retarded nature, he is actually very intelligent and uses this intelligence for humor. This subject, while running, may be considered to be quite top heavy.

"Hey, look at that guy. He is such a Khoury."

Khoury by Facades September 11, 2006