khf

"Okay, have fun."

except it's generally used in a more dismissive sense as most kind people tend not to condense "have fun" into just two letters unless they're driving, in which case they're douchebags for texting while driving.
Jane: "Fuck you. Don't bother calling me back!"
Alex: "khf"
by AnAnonymousThrowawayAccount August 01, 2011
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Peak boredom. You will ascend to a godly status 48 hours after typing this in Google Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Microsoft Edge in the timeframe of 20 seconds. If you fail, you will feel empty forever without any way to make up for your wrongs.
Person 1: Let's have a bored typing contest.
Person 2: qwertyuiopoiuytrewq
Person 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 2: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 1: `~1qaz!QAZ2wsx@WSX3edc#EDC4rfv$RFV5tgb%TGB6yhn^YHN7ujm&UJM8ik,*IK<9ol.(OL>0p;/)P:?-'_{"=+}\|
Person 2: `24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~
Person 1: Don't you know what you have done?

Person 2: *ascends*
by QwertyBored December 20, 2019
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I was the first person to come up with this combination. So if your seeing this, go get a life. :)
I was really bored so I typed in: `24680=qetuo\adgjl'zcbm./,nvx;khfspiyrw-97531~@$^*)+QETUO{|ADGJL"ZCBM>?<NVX:KHFS}PIYRW_(&%#!
by Bobbitta February 10, 2022
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KHF

Short for "Kiss, Hug, Fuck"
"hey Wynnie, are you down to KHF tonight?"
by Tkzn January 17, 2025
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When you're so bored that you find the only non-already put on urban dictionary already (oh wait nvm) normal-ish all key combination. This is completed when you start on the number row with "`" and skip over every other key, then start on the next row doing the same but to the left this time, and then the next row to the right, etc, and all the way back up, but skipping over the keys you've already typed.
This is absolute peak pinnacle boredom. When you type this, you ascend to heaven and get anointed by God as one of the most bored men in the world. Congratulations. Welcome to the club, my brother/sister.
Friend 1: "Hey friend 2, how bored are you right now?"
Friend 2: " I'm `24680=piyrwadgjl'.mbczxvn,/;khfs\ outeq13579- ,Friend 1"
Friend 1: "Damn."
by yesthisisawordlmao January 25, 2025
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