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Keynote Speaker 

Derived from Apple's Keynote presentation software, a keynote speaker is a speaker, often at academic and business conferences, who presents with the aid of a Keynote slideshow presentation.
Steve Jobs was the first and greatest keynote speaker of our generation.
Keynote Speaker by Antonymize November 23, 2021

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A guy who is most likely Light skin. He has a big dick. And eats pussy but scared to admit it. Keyonte is most likely to have a girlfriend with a big ass, but small titties. But he'll "Love" her no matter what. Also Keyonte is a serious person and is very athletic. He plays sports like football and basketball.
Keyonte's dick is so big that his big booty girlfriend couldn't take it.
Keyonte is very sexy maybe one day his big dick could be in me!
Keyonte by ~ImDaddy~ January 1, 2017
When a guy loves to eat ass and butt stuff but is afraid to admit it.
"Hey I heard billy eats ass"

" Yeah but he's a real Keyonte about it!"
Keyonte by ItsShiro October 20, 2016

keynotea 

Keynotea is the most loving handsome boy you will ever meeet is a real freak and don’t care what you say
If you find a keynotea treat him how you want to be loved
keynotea by Lesia Davis August 25, 2022

Kaynote Speaker 

It's the surfer slang equivalent of "Keynote Speaker"
"Bruh, did you catch the Kaynote Speaker breaking that wave so gnarly....like waaaaa"
Kaynote Speaker by Zero_Sarcasm June 26, 2024
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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