Kaynote Speaker

It's the surfer slang equivalent of "Keynote Speaker"

"Bruh, did you catch the Kaynote Speaker breaking that wave so gnarly....like waaaaa"

by Zero_Sarcasm June 26, 2024

whisper bitching

When your coworker spends most of her day complaining about everything possible, but whispers the entire time so those she is bitching about don't hear her. All anyone can hear is the whisper noises.

Hey, do you know where Sally is?
You can't hear her whisper bitching over on the next aisle?

by Zero_Sarcasm May 09, 2016