Keyholed 

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.

Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious

Keyholed by Shroomi April 3, 2022

Keyholed 

Putting the tongue in the opening of a penis.

She keyholed him before he came.

Keyholed by Schlomo Lipchitz December 6, 2012

Keyhole squish 

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

Keyhole squish by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017

Keyhole 

The appearance a woman's anus and vulva make when she's bent over nude. It is further enhanced if the woman's butt cheeks are spread open.

Dude, Debbie was teasing me last night and I totally saw her keyhole when she bent over for me!

Keyhole by Gene Wonka October 23, 2007

keyhole 

when a bullet fired from a gun strikes its target at a funny angle, the resulting asymmetrical hole looks like a keyhole, hence the name. usually caused by a worn or damaged barrel, or poor quality/incorrect caliber ammunition.

that ancient pistol i inherited from my grandfather is so worn out, half the time the bullets will keyhole and the other half of the time i can't even hit the target.

keyhole by facefault November 13, 2011

Rusty Keyhole 

An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.

I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.

Rusty Keyhole by EMoney2k7 November 2, 2007

keyhole syndrome 

only looking at other's lives through a keyhole(social media, sporadic and emotionally driven contact) as to separate themselves from the self; fabricated uniqueness; denial of the internal

That girl looks like she has "keyhole syndrome", she keeps posting trendy pictures and stories every day.

keyhole syndrome by yeyo12345 March 2, 2021