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Key Mash 

1. A wrist spasm, Causing the victim to compulsively beat at the keyboard with their fingers, knuckles or wrists.

2. A slip of the fingers when typing, causing an odd array of incoherent babble.
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1. "Dude, I was drawing before I went to type and I Key Mashed all over my keyboard!"

2. Screen Name A: Hey!

Screen Name B: AKHFAHFLJkafjafkj

Screen Name A: ....Uhm... Wtf?

Screen Name B: Sorry, Key Mash.
Key Mash by TheGreatSaladOwl June 24, 2009
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Keymashing 

An event that is the result of one becoming very excited (be it positive or negative excitement) whilst typing, resulting in one sending a random (usually long) string of random letters and/or characters caused by randomly mashing buttons on one's keyboard--hence the name. These are a common occurance in online conversations (i.e. IMing, Facebook, ect.) and text messages.
Example 1 (negative anger/frustration):
Kaitlyn: OMG, L just died on Death Note!
Ryan: bdjbsdbjhsdbdhdb OMG NO. ;A;
Kaitlyn: ......it's just a show, no need in keymashing on me.

Example 2 (positive excitement):
Damon: Yobanashi Deceive came out today!
Samantha: kmklmoninnninipiihj''mk I MUST HAVE IT!!!!! <3
Damon: O-o Judging by that keymashing you were doing, I should say so...
Keymashing by Nagito Komaeda May 21, 2013
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Mad Keymash 

See keymashing.

When one snaps and start mashing the fucking keyboard, which results in usually typing random string of letters and/or symbols whilst destroying your keyboard.
Example of a message that could be written while committing a mad keymash:

" CVVG H H NT gvf53 E ATRGR AWRF DasdfED53 WS4N6 K53E54 5asfa 2 65E3"
Mad Keymash by LeoKaro219 June 28, 2022

gay keymash 

See gay keyboard mashing.

The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
“this website says I’m the same personality type as Flowey and Twitter lmao”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”
gay keymash by Hogtrude Parker December 2, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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