19 definitions by Hogtrude Parker
1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.
“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.
Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021
1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021
United States President Donald John Trump.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
On January 20, 2017, SCP-5004-B was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. During the inauguration, which was scarcely attended, Foundation thaumatologists (as well as the three remaining members of the Metaphysical Club) confirmed that SCP-5004-A did begin to manifest in the baseline universe. However, as expected the entity was immediately affected by SCP-5004-B, which reduced SCP-5004-A's size considerably, likely as a defense mechanism against SCP-5004-B. The entity, now visible on infrared but otherwise invisible and intangible, came to rest above the head of SCP-5004-B where it stayed, curled into a tight fetal position roughly 2m in diameter.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
A neighborhood of Los Angeles— and, according to their Chamber of Commerce— also a bit of Burbank, California, located in the 818 area code, populated by lots of upper middle-class white people. It is nestled between North Hollywood, Studio City, Universal City, and (the rest of?) Burbank.
A useful stop in case your partner in organized crime accidentally shoots your mole in the face and you need to take the car to a friendly place ASAP, but you’re in the valley, where your boss doesn’t have any friendly places.
A useful stop in case your partner in organized crime accidentally shoots your mole in the face and you need to take the car to a friendly place ASAP, but you’re in the valley, where your boss doesn’t have any friendly places.
“I’m callin’ my partner in Toluca Lake.”
“Where’s Toluca Lake?”
“It’s just over the hill, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie’s ass ain’t home, I don’t know what the fuck we gonna do, man, ’cause I ain’t got no other partners in 818.”
“Where’s Toluca Lake?”
“It’s just over the hill, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie’s ass ain’t home, I don’t know what the fuck we gonna do, man, ’cause I ain’t got no other partners in 818.”
by Hogtrude Parker February 03, 2021
A 1985 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for their Nintendo Entertainment System. It stars Luigi, a plumber who travels through eight worlds in the Mushroom Kingdom to defeat Bowser and rescue Princess Peach.
The game is a sequel of sorts to the 1983 arcade game “Bros.” and was followed by two separate games titled Super Bros. 2, one in Japan in 1986 later retitled “Super Bros: The Lost Levels” overseas, and one internationally in 1988 that was chiefly “Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic” modified to feature Luigi, Peach, and Peach’s advisor Toad as the playable characters (strangely removing the character Imajin or anyone who played the same as him entirely.)
While Bros. was the first Luigi game, Super Bros. is generally cited as the game that kicked off the success of the Luigi franchise, including platformer hits such as Super World, Super 64, Super Galaxy, Super 3D World, and Super Odyssey, as well as spin-offs such as the Kart series started by Super Kart in 1992 and the Luigi series started by Luigi: Superstar Saga in 2003.
The game is a sequel of sorts to the 1983 arcade game “Bros.” and was followed by two separate games titled Super Bros. 2, one in Japan in 1986 later retitled “Super Bros: The Lost Levels” overseas, and one internationally in 1988 that was chiefly “Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic” modified to feature Luigi, Peach, and Peach’s advisor Toad as the playable characters (strangely removing the character Imajin or anyone who played the same as him entirely.)
While Bros. was the first Luigi game, Super Bros. is generally cited as the game that kicked off the success of the Luigi franchise, including platformer hits such as Super World, Super 64, Super Galaxy, Super 3D World, and Super Odyssey, as well as spin-offs such as the Kart series started by Super Kart in 1992 and the Luigi series started by Luigi: Superstar Saga in 2003.
I spent my morning listen to SiIvaGunner’s rips of Super Bros. music and wondering why it’s called Super Bros. when Luigi doesn’t have any brothers.
by Hogtrude Parker April 01, 2021
A sexual orientation label originating from Tiktok and then chiefly propagated as a psy-op by Neo-nazis from 4chan’s /pol/ (“Politically Incorrect”) board and Kiwifarms, describing heterosexual attraction only to cisgender (non-transgender) people— and framing itself as a minority sexual orientation— as a deliberate organized effort to foster division between transgender people and cisgender lesbian, gay, and bisexual people.
The super straight flag consists of black and orange arranged laterally next to each other, and one of the original March 5, 2021 /pol/ threads made clear that the shortening of “super straight” to “SS” was no accident by stylizing the flag with the Schutzstaffel zig-zag double-S insignia.
The operation also posits similar sexual orientations as “supergay,” “superlesbian,” and “superbisexual,” (attraction only to cisgender men and women), and has made various proposals for an altered version of the LGBT+ acronym to include super straight, such as “LGBS” and “SSLGB.” The term “superphobe” has been used to describe those who oppose super straightness (in practice, anyone the transgender community would consider an ally).
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: the following example is taken directly from /pol/ and contains several unaltered slurs for transgender and gay people.
The super straight flag consists of black and orange arranged laterally next to each other, and one of the original March 5, 2021 /pol/ threads made clear that the shortening of “super straight” to “SS” was no accident by stylizing the flag with the Schutzstaffel zig-zag double-S insignia.
The operation also posits similar sexual orientations as “supergay,” “superlesbian,” and “superbisexual,” (attraction only to cisgender men and women), and has made various proposals for an altered version of the LGBT+ acronym to include super straight, such as “LGBS” and “SSLGB.” The term “superphobe” has been used to describe those who oppose super straightness (in practice, anyone the transgender community would consider an ally).
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: the following example is taken directly from /pol/ and contains several unaltered slurs for transgender and gay people.
“/SS/ super straight general
>>310854278 → #
Making this thread before the other one hits bump limit GOALS
>drive a wedge between trannies and other fag groups
>Redpill zoomers
>Use the left's tactics against themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights
>Hit mainstream status
WHAT THE FUCK IA sic HAPPENING
>zoomer on tiktok makes a new sexuality called "super straight" meaning one is attracted only to the biological sex, meaning no trannies
>Countering the tranny logic that troons are "real women"
WHAT I DO
>spam this shit all over, make memes, retweet SS agents on twitter, post on every site imaginable”
—4chan /pol/ thread no. 310864180, March, 5, 2021, by Anonymous (ID: bjG0EDki) 🇺🇸
>>310854278 → #
Making this thread before the other one hits bump limit GOALS
>drive a wedge between trannies and other fag groups
>Redpill zoomers
>Use the left's tactics against themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights
>Hit mainstream status
WHAT THE FUCK IA sic HAPPENING
>zoomer on tiktok makes a new sexuality called "super straight" meaning one is attracted only to the biological sex, meaning no trannies
>Countering the tranny logic that troons are "real women"
WHAT I DO
>spam this shit all over, make memes, retweet SS agents on twitter, post on every site imaginable”
—4chan /pol/ thread no. 310864180, March, 5, 2021, by Anonymous (ID: bjG0EDki) 🇺🇸
by Hogtrude Parker May 05, 2021

