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kewaunee 

A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.
"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"
Related Words
kewuan kejuan keiwuan keuan Kewan keyuan Kawuan kejuantae KeQuana Keuana
Spunky, spontaneous, random, snazzy, tell it like it is, ya dig? constantly wearing athletic attire, usually from a small town, enjoys talking to strangers/random people
Kewana rhymes with Tijuana and Marijuana.
Is that Kewana singing the remix to "In the Air" by FloRida? Oh hot damn, I'm late for class again, i was partyin into the a.m., yall don't understand, now late for class up in ayres a...ayres...a, ayres!
Kewana by kphizzle January 20, 2009
A real ass nigga 🅿️
Kewaun is the realist dude you’ll ever know
kewaun by Kewaun December 3, 2018
Kewan is anti-social unless you’re close to him. Hes caring and nice when he chooses. Laid back, likes Women. Has a big dick good sex drive . Hes cute and funny but is annoying when he corrects you in sentences but you love it secretly and you enjoy being in his presence. You love kewan very much. Hes not gay btw.
“Kewans the finest
“Omg i wish Kewan was mine”
“LMFAOOO KEWANS MY BEST FRIEND
“Kewan is so caring”
Kewan by britainsmostwanted03 January 7, 2018
Kewanee is a city of about 13,000 people in Central Illinois. It really has nothing in it except farms, wannabe gangstas, good's furniture, hog days festival, and a lame high school with a corrupt and sometimes mentally unstable school board (led by the superintendent, the most corrupt of them all)

Everyone in kewanee wants to get the hell out, and everyone outside of kewanee has no clue where kewanee is (except that goods is there)

It has a constant smell of animal waste.
Kewanee? Where the hell is that?

Joe- Hey Angela! Where are you from?
Angela- I'm from kewanee.
Joe- Weak.
Angela- I know...
Kewanee by kewanee girly March 24, 2009

kewangji 

A flamboyant homosexual who likes tiny weiners in or around his nose
He enjoys being such a kewangji. That kewangji raped his nostril with my weiner.
kewangji by Kewangji007 December 22, 2008