kewaunee 

A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.

"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"

kewaunee by theodorefinchandvioletmarkey March 6, 2017

Kewanee 

Kewanee is a city of about 13,000 people in Central Illinois. It really has nothing in it except farms, wannabe gangstas, good's furniture, hog days festival, and a lame high school with a corrupt and sometimes mentally unstable school board (led by the superintendent, the most corrupt of them all)

Everyone in kewanee wants to get the hell out, and everyone outside of kewanee has no clue where kewanee is (except that goods is there)

It has a constant smell of animal waste.

Kewanee? Where the hell is that?

Joe- Hey Angela! Where are you from?
Angela- I'm from kewanee.
Joe- Weak.
Angela- I know...

Kewanee by kewanee girly March 24, 2009