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kettlecornia 

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

Kettlecorn 

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.
Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.
Kettlecorn by Shanstin June 19, 2009

everybody loves kettlecorn 

the phrase is commonly used as a code word meaning either "Get me out of here!" or "I can't tell you what I'm really trying to say because someone is with me that can't hear it."
Ex 1:
Friend 1: Everybody loves kettlecorn
Friend 2: Haha random but true, well we better be going, it's getting late.
Friend 3: Ok well I'll see you guys later.
Friend 1 to friend 2: Thanks so much for getting me out of there, I really hate that place.

Ex 2: **phone conversation**

Friend 1: So what is this huge secret you're keeping from your parents?
Friend 2: Everybody loves kettlecorn.
Friend 1: You're parents are near by?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 1: You can tell me later.

kettlecornia 

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.
I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!
kettlecornia by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006

kettlecorns 

lauren ketterings amazing non-toxic fandom they are very sweet and kind!
made buy kettllecorn on tiktok

kettlecorns
kettlecorns by kettllecorn July 5, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026