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SHES THE BEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE?? HOW CAN A PERFECT PERSON EXIST NORMALLY LIKE THIS?
she is the most wholesome person ive ever met, kete if u see this u know im ur cutie, ILYSMMM
stupiddude133-yo did u see that whore named Kete or sum typa shit
cutie- shut the fuck up.
Kete by haru- January 30, 2023
Related Words
keter kete keteh Ketelbomb Ketema ketesh Ketee KETEL'D ketel one Ketely
Cool, neat, rad

something that is slay
guy 1: Guess what?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: I just bought a new car!
guy 2: That's kete.
Kete by Michael91789 June 30, 2023

Goddammit Joe Keteles 

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!
this is a clas of SCP's. "Keter" is assigned to subjects that both display vigorous, active hostility to human life, civilization, and/or spacetime, and are capable of causing significant destruction in the event of a containment breach. Such subjects must be cataloged, contained according to special containment procedures, and destroyed, if possible.

Merely being inimical to human life is not in itself cause for classification as a Keter-level object. A Keter classification indicates that not only is this subject capable of inflicting devastating harm to human life and civilization, but that containment protocols must be extensive, involved, and precisely followed in order to prevent it from doing so. Research into the neutralization of Keter-class SCPs is always a top priority for the Foundation.

Cases where Keter-class objects that can be neutralized by Foundation personnel persist in Foundation custody are rare, and are grouped into three main categories. In addition to cases where destruction of the object continues to be unfeasible due to apparent invulnerability or similar circumstance, there are some Keter-class objects with significant tactical value for the Foundation, as well as Keter-class objects that threaten more harm to humanity from their neutralization than from their continued existence.
d-class personel 1 : "whats the type of scp we are going to"
d-class personel 2: "i think i heard keter"
d-class personel1: "fuck"
keter by NOT king dr. Bright February 21, 2019
A Dutch vodka. One of the smoothest vodkas on the market, but relatively expensive.
Taking shots of Ketel One is actually pleasant.
ketel one by datawar February 20, 2005

ketermine 

Southerner: "Y'all know where to find any ketermine round these parts? I'm lookin to get stuck, I tell you what!"
ketermine by feetoid November 18, 2014