kernoodles 

Small buds that trim up nice.

Just hanging out taking care of these kernoodles.

kernoodles by Short change October 14, 2021

kernodle

v.

1. to impose oneself where one is not welcome, usually to make an inappropriate and/or sexual comment or to harass those around you

2. to say provocative, offensive, or extremely sexual things just to get attention

This guy got kicked out of class today because the teacher had had enough of his kernodleing.

kernodle by thek325 March 23, 2013

Kerboodle 

A dance which involves shaking one's posterior in the direction of the nearest pregnant woman. Often performed during weddings, especially by women of a certain age who have had a bit too much to drink...

Hey last night, at Freda's wedding, did you see Tracey? She was just being kerboodled by Neil all night!

Kerboodle by DaBoirdy October 16, 2010

kerdoodleschnitzled 

when you get so drunk you forget you're human.

dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night

I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!

kerdoodleschnitzled by georgelasealva July 28, 2016

kernodle

Verb : 1. to find offense in even conciliatory, harmless matters (i.e. the decorations in a room)
2. to accuse one of causing a mishap without proof or evidence that the individual in question is actually the perpetrator

3. to have an unhealthy infatuation with Super Mario

1. "Why did Benjamin leave the party early?"
"He began to kernodle about the painting you have."
"But the subject matter of this painting isn't even provocative!"
2. "She's only kerondling; her statement would never hold up in court!"
3. "She kernodles so much that she even picked a boyfriend who looks like Super Mario despite the fact that he is gross!"

kernodle by trustmeiknowwhatimtalkingabout November 13, 2011

kersnoodle 

An affectionate gesture including the rubbing of one's noses together. Not to be confused with "snoodling". A more aggresive form of an "Eskimo kiss".

"Don't kersnoodle me when I have allergies, it makes my nose itch!"

kersnoodle by Fruit n nutbar March 18, 2010

Kersnoodle 

When you go to hug your dog and it's tongue ends up in your mouth completely by accident.

The other week my dog and I kersnoodled so I just went with it... does that mean I'm not a virgin?

Kersnoodle by That one guy in a vest May 25, 2017