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kersnoodle 

An affectionate gesture including the rubbing of one's noses together. Not to be confused with "snoodling". A more aggresive form of an "Eskimo kiss".
"Don't kersnoodle me when I have allergies, it makes my nose itch!"
kersnoodle by Fruit n nutbar March 18, 2010
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Kersnoodle 

When you go to hug your dog and it's tongue ends up in your mouth completely by accident.
The other week my dog and I kersnoodled so I just went with it... does that mean I'm not a virgin?
v.

1. to impose oneself where one is not welcome, usually to make an inappropriate and/or sexual comment or to harass those around you

2. to say provocative, offensive, or extremely sexual things just to get attention
This guy got kicked out of class today because the teacher had had enough of his kernodleing.
kernodle by thek325 March 23, 2013

kernoodles 

Small buds that trim up nice.
Just hanging out taking care of these kernoodles.
kernoodles by Short change October 14, 2021

Kerboodle 

A dance which involves shaking one's posterior in the direction of the nearest pregnant woman. Often performed during weddings, especially by women of a certain age who have had a bit too much to drink...
Hey last night, at Freda's wedding, did you see Tracey? She was just being kerboodled by Neil all night!
Kerboodle by DaBoirdy October 16, 2010

kerdoodleschnitzled 

when you get so drunk you forget you're human.
dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night

I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!

kershoogle 

Another word for awesome, cool, amazing, etc.
That show was KERSHOOGLE!
kershoogle by Dood89 May 14, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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