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kernodle
Verb : 1. to find offense in even conciliatory, harmless matters (i.e. the decorations in a room)
2. to accuse one of causing a mishap without proof or evidence that the individual in question is actually the perpetrator
3. to have an unhealthy infatuation with Super Mario
2. to accuse one of causing a mishap without proof or evidence that the individual in question is actually the perpetrator
3. to have an unhealthy infatuation with Super Mario
1. "Why did Benjamin leave the party early?"
"He began to kernodle about the painting you have."
"But the subject matter of this painting isn't even provocative!"
2. "She's only kerondling; her statement would never hold up in court!"
3. "She kernodles so much that she even picked a boyfriend who looks like Super Mario despite the fact that he is gross!"
"He began to kernodle about the painting you have."
"But the subject matter of this painting isn't even provocative!"
2. "She's only kerondling; her statement would never hold up in court!"
3. "She kernodles so much that she even picked a boyfriend who looks like Super Mario despite the fact that he is gross!"
kernodle by trustmeiknowwhatimtalkingabout November 13, 2011
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kernodule
Kernodule;
ˈkur-näjo͞ol/ Noun
The mysterious bits of random fried shrapnel you find in an order of french fries or fried chicken.
ˈkur-näjo͞ol/ Noun
The mysterious bits of random fried shrapnel you find in an order of french fries or fried chicken.
kernodule by crowbar1115 December 26, 2018
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