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keristy

the *absolute* perfect couple, much superior than derindy.
Damn I wish my relationship was as good as keristy.
by niceasd123 September 7, 2019
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Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
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Kristyna

She's a shy person but once you get to know her she's wild. First time you meet her she might seem like a jerk but if she becomes your friend you'll fall in love immediately. You can always trust her with anything and if you want some company she's always there for you. If you have a problem she'll try to solve it even if she can't.

But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.

She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
"I hope I can get married with Kristyna"
"She's the love of my life "
by Ihatemyself.com May 31, 2018
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kristy pepper

The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut June 21, 2022
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dirty kristy

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!
by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019
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kristy

A very beautiful girl that has a lot of guy friends and girl friends. She thinks she's ugly but is actually a goddess. She is very good at solving problems and is always good at making new friends. She knows what people are thinking and isn't afraid to stand up for what is right. Although she has many guy friends, she has only ONE that she likes the most.
by laterrtatters May 13, 2020
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Kerstyn

Kerstyn is the type of friend that everyone needs to have. She holds the people she cares about closely but if you betray her trust she isn’t afraid to cut you loose and tell you how she really feels. She fights for what she wants and usually ends up getting her way. She’s smart and everyone knows it. You can always go to her for advice, she has been through a lot and always knows what to say without being afraid to be completely honest. She is affectionate to the people she loves and is always faithful. She loves to show her friends a great time, create memories and support them through all their decisions. She rarely gives second chances but if she does you know she truly cares about you. She has soft spots but that doesn’t mean she’s weak. She is the strongest, bravest, most beautiful person and the greatest friend anyone could have. Someone everyone should look up to.
“Is Kerstyn moving?” “Yeah, and we are all really going to miss her.”

Ker-st-yn not Kristen
by Megmcbae April 30, 2019
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