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keresten 

Keresten is slang for a super cool, beautiful, funny, girl. She’s the kind if girl you will fall in love with and never forget, she’s the kind of girl who believes in aliens but makes it cool and everyone wants to believe in aliens. She’s the kind of girl who makes all of her sisters jealous and regret not loving her more.
Sister: I wish that I could be more like Keresten.

Other sister: yeah she’s the best
keresten by Alethababy March 16, 2018
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The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten
Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019
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Keersten; a hot mixed girl who is thick asf and doesnt need a man to please her. She has the best personality, always laughing, but can be seen as serious.
Damn look at Keersten over there, she is so fine
Keersten by itzzz_kayy March 15, 2018

Kreesten 

Someone who is incredibly wonderful, stands out from the crowd in a bar of people.
Damn, that girl is kreesten.
Kreesten by K-lover January 16, 2009
A stunning young woman with blonde hair and davishly looking good eyes. Every time she talks your heart melts and her laughter is contagious.
Man that Kersten is so beautiful.
Kersten by Ryebreado January 26, 2017

Bella kerestes 

A crazy bitch indeed. Watchs memes nobody could find. Plays shitty games like Fortnite, pubg, and roblox. Is pretty and hilarious, but is just a crazy bitch.
Boy: look at that crazy bitch

Girl: her name is Bella kerestes you darn asshole
Bella kerestes by YouStalker116 December 17, 2019

kiresten 

Most beautiful woman in the world whose is always right about everything.
Kiresten is dry beautiful and knows everything, listen to her.
kiresten by Kiresten December 19, 2016
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