kentucky s

A new way to say KYS
Kentucky = KY
S = S
Kentucky S

you suck, kentucky S NOW

by iamxjayden January 23, 2026

U.S.S. Kentucky

A United States Navy Submarine that you seriously do NOT want to fuck with. Armed with the latest and best technology, 26 Trident nuclear warhead ballistic missles (named so because they are armed with 3 warheads) capable of being essentially invisible in the water. The one ship that every enemy country fears that is in the United States Arsenal. Capable of also shooting down nuclear missles, it is truly one bad ass fighting machine. You have to be the cream of the crop of sub-mariners to serve on this ship, because of its superiority and its reputation and how seriously bad-ass a force not to be fucked with it is. No other submarine in the world is a match for this bad boy. The location of the submarine except when it is in port is at the level of "Above Top Secret". You picked the wrong submarine and group of sub-mariners to fuck with choosing to go against this sub.

The submarine Kentucky is a nuclear-armed bad-ass machine of warfare, don't fuck with it.

Don't EVER piss the USA off or push the nuclear warhead launch button, because the U.S.S. Kentucky submarine will not only shoot your rocket/missile down, but they will completely fuck your day over.

by SolidSnake3572 September 26, 2013

Kentucky Saddler

1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.

2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.

1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.

2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.

by sunnywampus October 21, 2020

Kentucky Slap

A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.

I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015

kentucky sober

only doing your friends drugs to save money.

sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?

by analhandle October 17, 2022

Kentucky Suitcase

When you do not own a real suitcase so you use a pillowcase.

I am going to bring my Kentucky suitcase to the camping trip.

by makeallhoesirrelivent April 2, 2013

kentucky steamboat

When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL

Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.

by syevieeejb killer November 19, 2011