When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

Ken Boned by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

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Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

Ken Boner by kennith_bone October 16, 2016

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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