2 definitions by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp

Baby

Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.

Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!

Baby: No.

Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?

Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...

Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

The Mom wakes up

Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?

Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.

Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.

by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp November 22, 2015

Ken Bone

The man who won the second presidential campaing.

Man: Hey, you watch the debate last night?
Other guy: Yeah, Ken Bone totally stole the show.

by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp October 11, 2016