When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.
Kellyanne (n.) - The act of effectively dodging a question or situation in order to avoid being held accountable for one's own behavior.
Some common techniques include changing the topic, blaming others, denying facts with extreme confidence, pulling blatantly false information directly out of one's ass, or all of the above.