Kleining 

Photoshopping pictures of Max Klein into debate-related Facebook pictures. Or non-debate-related pictures. Really anything so long as Max is in it.

"Wow, looks like another Kleining in Joyce's profile picture"

Kleining by asdfjkl9876 November 18, 2014

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

Calvin Kleining by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

Calvin Kleining by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

Kleinung 

To be awkward.

Guy: "Ramstad, har you and Charlotte together?"
You: "OMG"
Guy: "Well, are yah? :O:O:O"
You: "KLEINUNG!"

Kleinung by Matsdal May 10, 2010

Ralph Klein-ing it 

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.

Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".

Ralph Klein-ing it by phbl August 2, 2010

kleibing 

to pull the pubic hairs out of a females vagina and tickle their clit with it to give orgasmic sensation.

as i was kleibing your mum last night she screamed out my name

kleibing by nick and mitch April 19, 2007

Klaining 

When it's raining and snowing at the same time

It's klaining outside.
It's not raining today, it's klaining.

Klaining by Nemo13 November 28, 2021