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John: Look at her she is so fat.
Tom: Oh yeah, thats kentus!
Kentus by Czechdude November 13, 2012
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Name that comes from Ketevan. Girls named ketusha are smart, beautiful,and loving people. Boys are crazy about them! They will stand by your side no matter what! They will love you no matter what you do! They can fell in love very easily! Girls named ketusha aren’t as popular as they should have been! So come out ketushas’ it’s your time to shine!
Your name is ketusha!?...
Oh my god you’re so beautiful!

If that girl’s name is ketusha, she’s mine
Ketusha by Nokkomacchi June 18, 2018

Knektus Rektus 

The act of defecating honorary knights in full armor. This is an unusual disease that effect adventurers bearing heavy loads.

The name of this anomaly comes from the Swedish words for knight (knekt) and rectum (rektum).
"An old friend of mine got a bad case of Knektus Rektus the other day, with both shield and lance!"
Knektus Rektus by Liberos May 13, 2014
Keetus is a generally weird and awkward man. A Keetus is someone who is generally not good at video games.
“John is so bad at video games he is such a Keetus”
keetus by MATCHST6 September 27, 2020
The new way of saying because. Nobody cares about because, kekause it sucks and it needs to die in a hole cause its disgusting and if you ever say because again i hope you re think your actions
Evelyn jbj: Hi hows your day been
Spedney: Good kekause im super kewl
kekause by syddddddddddd April 22, 2021

Kaktusiany

A man that loves color pink and bald green cocks with needles
Look at that Kaktusiany!
Kaktusiany by 🐶Blu🐶 February 17, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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