kektus

An alternative to the popular term "kek", or a person who uses the term "kek" a lot. Also an alternative for the word "cactus". Plural: kekti.

Player 1: "Oh man, that's hilarious kek."
Player 2: "No need to be a kektus, my guy."

by demedrit May 21, 2017

Kentus

Something disgusting,nasty,yucky.

John: Look at her she is so fat.
Tom: Oh yeah, thats kentus!

by Czechdude November 13, 2012

Ketusha

Name that comes from Ketevan. Girls named ketusha are smart, beautiful,and loving people. Boys are crazy about them! They will stand by your side no matter what! They will love you no matter what you do! They can fell in love very easily! Girls named ketusha aren’t as popular as they should have been! So come out ketushas’ it’s your time to shine!

Your name is ketusha!?...
Oh my god you’re so beautiful!

If that girl’s name is ketusha, she’s mine

by Nokkomacchi June 18, 2018

Knektus Rektus

The act of defecating honorary knights in full armor. This is an unusual disease that effect adventurers bearing heavy loads.

The name of this anomaly comes from the Swedish words for knight (knekt) and rectum (rektum).

"An old friend of mine got a bad case of Knektus Rektus the other day, with both shield and lance!"

by Liberos May 13, 2014

keetus

Keetus is a generally weird and awkward man. A Keetus is someone who is generally not good at video games.

“John is so bad at video games he is such a Keetus”

by MATCHST6 September 27, 2020

kekause

The new way of saying because. Nobody cares about because, kekause it sucks and it needs to die in a hole cause its disgusting and if you ever say because again i hope you re think your actions

Evelyn jbj: Hi hows your day been
Spedney: Good kekause im super kewl

by syddddddddddd April 22, 2021

Kaktusiany

A man that loves color pink and bald green cocks with needles

Look at that Kaktusiany!

by 🐶Blu🐶 February 17, 2022