keiyan 

A person of little to no knowledge of anime.

you are a keiyan
or
you are a KEIYAN

keiyan by Sir Keys October 18, 2023

Kenyan from the West 

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

Kenyan from the West by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

Kenyanism 

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Kiyan 

Kiyan is the kind of guy you see in teen-movies having the most popularity for his mischievous behavior at school. Some say Kiyan is a bit of a trouble maker but really he is just a little soft man with a tough background. His power is that he will always get back on his feet no matter what happens and he will help you do the same. Kiyan is a romantic kind of guy that will make your life feel like a movie. You will find yourself laughing and daydreaming about him a lot. His actions always speak louder than his words so when you ask a Kiyan for something and he doesn’t say something back at you consider it done. Out of all male individuals in this world Kiyan is the one that will be there for you at your good days and your bad days. He is loyal, most definitely father-material, jokester,silly,strong,sexy as heeell, great chef, the most inspiring, well dressed and has a very deep connection with the universe. You will find him looking for his purpose in this world in books, YouTube videos, through mediation and while eating good food(always made by him). His priority is his self being then his family and lastly his friends. Kiyan might be annoying sometimes and not wash his hands so oftenbut don’t mind him just be glad you have a Kiyan in your life.

-Hey how come you’re up so early?
-Oh I hope you don’t mind me having a quick work out sesh kiyan inspired doing it.

-I wish I knew a Kiyan myself.

Kiyan by DragonQueenS November 20, 2021

Kiyana 

A kiyana is a girl that has all the qualities people want, but does not fully know it. A kiyana just wants to be loved and is very emotional when it comes to love. It's hard to tell a kiyana all their best qualities because kiyana will always think that eveything has to be perfect or it's never good enough. When in all reality, kiyanas' are more than what you asked for.

Man I want to tell her how I feel, but I'm dealing with a kiyana at the moment.

Kiyana by appareal October 21, 2009

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

Keynesian Kenyan by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011