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Keif-ing The act of getting high off of marijuana. Originates from the word keif, which are little crystals (trichomes) that have THC on them.
"Hey man what were you doing at Alex's house this weekend"

"Just Keifing , we got lit as fuck"
keifing by BlueFlume January 26, 2017
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Butter-Cream Knifing 

When a fabulously gay baker insults you
That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....
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cheese knifing 

The act of placing one's tongue between the forskin and the head of the penis and licking around the the head of the penis.
Lastinight my mom cought my girl cheese knifing me.

butter knifing 

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.
Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?
butter knifing by Tedfordish February 4, 2012
Lying next to each other. Just lay on your back..parralell. Oh the innocence.
Knifing : lay paralell to some one.
Spooning : (type in spooning)
Forking : in relation to fucking.

We have a whole dictionary of sleep with the use of untensils.
knifing by LanaT-x March 31, 2007
*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.
Dude 1: HOLY FUCK, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dude 2: You deserve a mighty good keffing.
Keffing by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011

tac knifing 

An action performed in Modern Warfare 2; used when talking about somebody who repeatedly uses the tactical knife attachment to perform kills. It's frequently paired with the perk Commando. This is a tactic commonly used by players deemed as a hiker.
Guy 1: Tac knifing is for n00bs!
Guy 2: What are you talking about? You were tac knifing yesterday when you called in that nuke at Sub Base!
Guy 1: I was tac knifing your mom last night.
Guy 2: ...
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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