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Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.
Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?
by Tedfordish January 19, 2012
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The act of spreading ejaculated semen on a females tits using your cock. Akin to spreading butter on rolls.
I unloaded my cum all over her huge tits, then started butterknifing those knockers.
by joebobusa22 April 10, 2010
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the political discussion of the of the legality of a situation or substance
Jessica and i were butter-knifing over the status quo and social position of marijuana
by egotrip216 September 27, 2011
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